HAVE YOU MET SISI (HYMS)???

 

Rules of the game

• Never ever fall in love. Don’t even sit, so you don’t fall.
• You need to draw your eyebrows to look like a broom. That way you can sweep all the men off their feet.
• You cannot tell your client you’re tired. How?

And many more…

 

Sisi (23), smart, intelligent and very witty. She is new in town and sent in her journal which we’ll be sharing on here. Fun read, I must say.

HYMS… Coming soon on Pearls & Oysters

 

 
 

 

MR JOHNSON

MR JOHNSON

I don’t know how often a tap spoils, only that since we moved into this house, Mr. Johnson has come to repair the tap in mummy’s bathroom five times. I wonder why it spoils quickly, especially when mum is always there watching him do it. Whenever he leaves, she would tell me it’s working now, only to see Mr. Johnson here again next week. Mr. Johnson doesn’t like me and I don’t like him either because mummy makes me stay away from her room when he’s around and I remain alone in the living room playing with my toys.

I wonder why the room is always quiet when he’s working; when he’s supposed to be removing the thing that is blocking the water. I moved forward, I didn’t know the door wasn’t properly locked and so I fell inside. Mr. Johnson was wearing only a shorts and mum was tying a wrapper. Her bed had collapsed.

“Junior,” Mummy said. “Did I tell you Mr. Johnson is also a carpenter?”

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